How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.