How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.