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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip