How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!