How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.