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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.