Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad