Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.