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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad