Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.