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Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!