Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Riposte Jokes More Riposte Jokes

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Breakfast Food Jokes More Breakfast Food Jokes

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.