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Breakfast Food Jokes More Breakfast Food Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why do you carry a knife?

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

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