Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

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In its trunk.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

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It was a cup draw!

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Seizure salad.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Turn off their console and go to sleep.