Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Their balls are only for decoration.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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Bacon

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Because he spiked his drink