What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Tom Brady Jokes More Tom Brady Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!