What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.