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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them