What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale