What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient