What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!