Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!