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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund