Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!