Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.