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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.