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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the German with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?

Orthodocs

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control