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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!