How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!