Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.