Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak