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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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We need to give you a cavity search

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They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Walmart!

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.