What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Discount Jokes More Discount Jokes

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts