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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Because business is booming.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.