What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

What's the difference between Batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Discount Jokes More Discount Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.