What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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