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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Discount Jokes More Discount Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts