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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Discount Jokes More Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!