What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Marked down!

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.