Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In