Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.