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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.