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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.