Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."