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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.