How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!