None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Because he was Snowden.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
It was stalin
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
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