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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in