None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
One.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
He was snowed in
Russia.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Cuz they were stalin'!
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.