How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.