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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!