Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.