Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey