Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks