He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Because he liked it.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
It's too mainstream
Everything is cool there already.
Nuttin'
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Gee, you knit
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
They have turtlenecks
