Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks