Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Because he was barefooted!!!

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One Insta-gramm

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Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Summer, they like it before it's cool

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.