What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted