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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Pet Dog Jokes More Pet Dog Jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted