What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium