What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium