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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted