What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium