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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted