What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium