What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!