What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.