What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.