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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.