What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.