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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.