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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!