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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.