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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!