Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.