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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.