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What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.