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What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

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Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes