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What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste