What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

They have to pull their own pants down.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high