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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.