March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away