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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!