Leave Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!