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Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.