That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing. They haven't met yet.
Nothing, they've never been together!
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Toad stools
So men can remember them!
Because they can understand them.
Their mouth is moving.
A dead centipede.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Molest them
Because the market got flooded.
Because it was dead.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Sigourney "Weaver"
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
With no legs.
