That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
Nothing. They haven't met yet.
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Russel
Russel.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
I said "Congratulations!!!"
There's not enough womb!
Kurt and Rod
Matt
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Half of a cat.
The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
A meowntain.
A ruff terrain.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.