Leave Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus