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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin