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Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.