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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.