What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.