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Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

They've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora