Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

They've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

None it's a women's job.