Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Aleutian Jokes More Aleutian Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia