Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

They've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Downey Jokes More Downey Jokes

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.