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Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

They've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

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What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Summertime Jokes More Summertime Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Downey Jokes More Downey Jokes

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Aleutian Jokes More Aleutian Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.