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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle