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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden