Em Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)