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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.