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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!