What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!