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What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!