What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Who's there! China! China who?

China late isn't it!

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?