Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?