Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.