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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Cross mouse cards!

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.