Why didn't the engineer cross his own b...

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.