Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.