Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.