What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.