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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.