What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike