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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.