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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call an electro-food?

It's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!