What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!