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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!