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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!