What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!