Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Previous Random Joke Next
Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.