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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!