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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...