Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.