What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore