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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Dinosore Jokes More Dinosore Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Blackbeard Jokes More Blackbeard Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.