Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.