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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince