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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Blackbeard Jokes More Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Snow Storm Jokes More Snow Storm Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms