Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.