Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Pontius Pilates Jokes More Pontius Pilates Jokes

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

Velociraptor Jokes More Velociraptor Jokes

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...