Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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