Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."