Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...