Thor
Because the ice always Thors.
With a low-key event
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Get some furniture
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Because she used #nofilter
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Thort thorts.
A Puthy
He uses Hare Spray.
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Tea, Rex?
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
