Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.