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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event