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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.