Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!