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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.