Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!