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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!