Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.