What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.