What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.