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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!