What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!