What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice