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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids