Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
They want to have it before it's cool.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
He tractor down
On a blind date!
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
She went out with the tide.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.