Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
A bargain
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
His prime-mate!
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Your grandma's Jaws
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Don't worry, be hoppy
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.