Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
There's no punch line.
He was lack toes and toddler ant
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
They want to.
A widow.
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
A double bridle
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.