Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway