What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.