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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...