What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.