What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.