How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field