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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past