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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn