What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.