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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.