Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!