Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.