Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Mourning wood

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.