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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.