What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.