What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets