What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!