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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars