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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.