What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer