Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Little Caesars.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.