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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.