Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.