April Sale - 20% Off

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.