I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
They're practically non existent.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Because their lipstick
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
He began to feel Merry.
NASA first called it Albert
Because he had a membership.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
Your honor.