Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!