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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens