April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.